Official records of unofficial behavior
Turn trips, breakups, bachelor weekends, inside jokes, and total disasters into beautifully designed incident reports, framed artifacts, and books.
Case file
BD-00018372
Lessons learned: absolutely none.
The founder promises
01 / Yours
Every record is built from the names, dates, statistics, phrases, and photographic evidence you provide.
02 / Approved
Your final artifact is based on your submitted details—not a random novelty design pretending to know your group.
03 / On demand
Physical pieces are produced after purchase, reducing waste and keeping the focus on the story rather than inventory.
From questionable to collectible
Tell us where it happened, who survived, what went wrong, and the phrase that makes no sense outside your group. Add photos or screenshots if the evidence supports your case.
Sample finding
Financial judgment: poor
Likelihood of recurrence: extreme
02 / Generate
Your details become a polished, brutally funny composition rather than another photo-book template.
03 / Immortalize
Every incident receives a serial number and shareable record, ready for the wall, coffee table, or next incriminating group chat.
Launch collection
No sprawling novelty catalog. Start with the format that fits the severity of the incident.
Browse the collectionEvidence doesn’t preserve itself
Give the weekend, relationship, trip, or corporate catastrophe the official record it deserves.
Create the case file